I’d like to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. I would love to SQL your server… Just thinking about you turns my software into hardware! Can I ASCII you to play with my […]
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Geek Pick Up Lines
June 10th, 2009 · No Comments
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Getting Hacked in Facebook
June 2nd, 2009 · No Comments
A friend of mine recently had her account and computer hacked through a phishing attack on Facebook. I got a suspicious sounding message from her via facebook and yes, it was asking for username and password. Here’s an article that is recognizing the problem. https://redtape.msnbc.com/2009/06/my-entry.html
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Great Tweets
May 28th, 2009 · No Comments
If you don’t understand Twitter, you may not get this right now. One day you will, though. Twitter will be as common as email in the future. From the #Twialogues community. “That which does not kill us makes us twitter.” Friedrich Wilhelm Twietzsche “If the tweet fits… follow it.” “A minute without twitter feels like […]
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Can Google Calculate Which Employees are Most Likely To Leave?
May 19th, 2009 · No Comments
Concerned a brain drain could hurt its long-term ability to compete, Google Inc. is tackling the problem with its typical tool: an algorithm. The Internet search giant recently began crunching data from employee reviews and promotion and pay histories in a mathematical formula Google says can identify which of its 20,000 employees are most likely […]
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The Beautiful Hubble Telescope
May 12th, 2009 · No Comments
Courtesy of https://hubblesite.org.
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See the Headlines of Any Paper Around the World
March 27th, 2009 · No Comments
https://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/flash/
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Social Media March Madness
March 24th, 2009 · No Comments
Came across this here. And I completely agree. Click to see larger image.
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Dilbert Does Collections
February 11th, 2009 · No Comments
Love this….
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Stock Market Lesson
November 14th, 2008 · No Comments
Once upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers […]
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Funny….
November 13th, 2008 · No Comments
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