Kristy's Blog

If all the world’s a stage, I think they are booing you.

Stupid is as stupid does and boy are you a busy little thing.

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

A wise man talks because he has something to say, a fool talks because he has to say something.

If you don’t stand for something…..you’ll fall for anything!

I think of all the gifts you’ve given me. Like the need for therapy.

Somebody forgot to water you this week, didn’t they?

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.

You look like a professional blind date.

If there’s ever a price on your head, take it.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

Hmm…I dont know what your problem is…but I’m going to bet it’s really hard to pronounce.