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• Can you pay for this??? ‘Cuz i aint got no money…..
• You look like my Ex…
• I’m celibate
• You wanna come and break into my ex’s house with me?
• My last boyfriend…
• That drink’s not cloudy, come on finish it up and I’ll get you another.
• All my girlfriends are fucking whores, I hate them.
• When do you ovulate?
• Do you play World of Warcraft or Dungeons and Dragons?
• Where do you see us in 5 years?
• Who was that? Just my parole officer.
• My oldest daughter is almost your age.
• I Love You
• This is my mom.
• I’ll be right back, my wife is calling.
• Sooo….are you wearing any panties?
• You’re my 1st date since I got out of the institution.
• You’re my 1st date since I got out of prison.
• I can’t wait for you to have my kids.
• I googled you.
• You have no idea how long I’ve been following you on twitter.
• My kids need a dad like you in their lives.
• I’m undecided on a lot of things…mainly gender.
• I’m on work release..can we hurry this up?
• So that’s a no to letting your sister join in?
• You look hot. Not as hot as my mom, though.
• Basically he cheated so my cutting off his penis is justified. Well, not so much cheated as he hugged a girl I don’t know.
• I need a green card.
• I’m working on my screenplay.
• Don’t mind my boyfriend behind that bush; he likes to role play.

I can’t believe this is what passes for journalism on what is supposedly a mainstream news source:

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2009/10/09/tommy-seno-obama-nobel-prize-win/

“Skipping church” is apparently a heinous sin.

Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday.. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older.

And, there on television, she said it was ‘exciting…’

Regarding body changes, she said there were many, occurring every day…..like her breasts. They seem to be in a race to see which will reach her waist, first.

The audience laughed so hard they cried. She is such a simple and honest woman, with so much wisdom in her words!

Maya Angelou said this:
‘I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.’

‘I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/
she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.’

‘I’ve learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you’ll miss them when they’re gone from your life.’

‘I’ve learned that making a ‘living’ is not the same thing as ‘making a life.’

‘I’ve learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.’

‘I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back…’

‘I’ve learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.’

‘I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.’

‘I’ve learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.’

‘I’ve learned that I still have a lot to learn..’

‘I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.’

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/

My favorite passage:

Numbers 31:7, 16-17
And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males.
…
Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

Nice.

Robert Frost
The Road Less Traveled

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth

Then took the other as just as fair
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet, knowing how way leads onto way
I doubted if I should ever come back

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence
Two roads diverged in a wood
And I took the one less traveled by
And that has made all the difference

Much more genius is needed to make love than to command armies – Ninon de L’Enclos

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Love Hurts – Incubus

From this blog:

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day….

98-year old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They
tried giving her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen and, remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior’s bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.

‘Mother,’ the nuns asked with earnest, ‘Please give us some wisdom before you die’.

She raised herself up in bed and said, ‘Don’t sell that cow.’