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Geek Pick Up Lines

June 10th, 2009 · No Comments

I’d like to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.

  • By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
  • I would love to SQL your server…
  • Just thinking about you turns my software into hardware!
  • Can I ASCII you to play with my WYSWYG?
  • Girl,you’re like a blow-up doll v2.0
  • I got a big enough harddrive if you have enough RAM.
  • I Hypothesize I Can Get Your Clothes To Drop To The Floor Instantly
  • Yes, that’s right. I fileshare on the first date.
  • Hawt you are. A drink can I buy you?
  • You and I must have the same natural frequency
  • Trust me, I’m user friendly ; )
  • You just initiated a file transfer of love.exe to my HEART. and i accept.


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